So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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