he wants to bone in the snuggie
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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