none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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