well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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