the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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