Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I cut my penus on the lid.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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