i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
only you would photoshop your dick
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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