More tranny stories later!
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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