Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Can I color on your dick again?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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