My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We just shotgunned beers for America
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.