Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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