Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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