How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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