we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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