hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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