I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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