I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize