Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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