I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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