I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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