That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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