It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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