If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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