well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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