So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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