I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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