True but thats because hes a fetus.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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