Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
