If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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