Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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