Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The maid of honor just puked.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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