Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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