gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I puked a lego.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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