Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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