i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think my fart just growled at me.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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