D3 body, D1 cock
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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