Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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