Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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