Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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