I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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