Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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