thus making me awesome and them whores
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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