there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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