at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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