She is in my trunk
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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