The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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