what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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