Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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