I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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