i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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