You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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