I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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