he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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