You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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