I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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