absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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