He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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