So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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